Pfeiffer Diaries

"I'm trying to be sweet and serious here... leave my wang alone!"
— Brandon

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"I am a hick! Just gimme a pair of shit kickers and wranglers, and I'm ready to go!"
— Maria

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"You peaed in my apple crap! I don't know how to feel about that."
— Maria

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"Nicole, we shall just call you...Jelly Ass!"
— Kate

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"Wow, I haven't felt shocked about someone grabbing my boob in a long time."
— Erinn

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"If he made you feel junky, I'm going to go beat him with a wet noodle."
— Maria

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"Put 50 holes in your face, I don't care, but don't grow hair, it's not your butt."
— Maria

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